The Furious Husband And Wife

A woman went on a night out with her friends the husband is furious and tells the kids that when she comes back they must not open the door for her. At about 12 o'clock the woman comes back and knocks... the husband tells her "Go back and sleep where you coming from" and the woman answered" I'm not here to sleep, I'm here to collect condoms in my hand bag on top of the table or give it to me, there are lots of men at the party!" The husband opened the door and said "idiot" you are not going anywhere !!!